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Occupy Eastman (for GOOD Products)
This is the END!! The super-executive
committee decided that FPD will be suspended indefinitely. The reasons are: ·
Interest has waned and is
mainly from a dwindling group of old timers ·
A new radical effort,
“Good Products Day” has sprung from the grass roots So, in the spirit of
Christian goodwill, it would not be appropriate to oppose the current sincere
and good-natured Good Products Day movement. Thanks to all those who
supported the fellowship over the years.
Alumni are encouraged to attend the Good Products Day gathering on
December 9th in CR 7000B, B-54D. PLEASE DO NOT BRING
SEAFOOD TO GOOD PRODUCTS DAY! Read the updated history to see what happened
at last year’s event. New for this year: Fittingly moved to “The Swamp” (B-54D,
conf. room 215), for added ambiance. (Think we can catch any fish products in the surrounding filter
basins?) Please see the new
poetry from Joe Bays for FPD 2010. Fish
Products Day started as a protest movement.
Starting in 2009, however, a protest movement to the FPD protest
movement was begun: Something called
“Good Products Day.” Odd, this new
generation choosing conventional over original? I guess that’s why we have so many remakes
of old songs and movies as America’s creative life seems to be confined to
the last century. Here’s
the “Good Products Day” announcement!
Merry Christmas!
--------------------------------------- FPD 2009 was held on Friday, December 11th in B-54D,
CR7072! Where is this? Put this in
Google Maps to find out:
36.521911,-82.541726 We also appreciate the counter-movement (rebellion of the
rebellion) called “Good Products Day” Read about the historic GPD debut here!
When: Friday, December 11, 2009 8:00 AM-12:00 PM (GMT-05:00)
Eastern Time (US & Canada). Where: TED - B54D - 7072 - seats 20 -
Computer-Teleconf-OH-Easel; TED - B54D - 7072 - seats 20 -
Computer-Teleconf-OH-Easel *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* To friends of Process Engineering’s world-famous Fish Products
Day: The
Supreme Executive Committee Proudly Announces the Thirteenth Annual
Competition for... THE
OFFICIAL FISH PRODUCTS DAY TRAVELING
TROPHIES Five awards for Fish Products Day participants to
"angle" for at the Twenty-Second Annual Fish
Products Day celebration on Friday, December 11, 2009 (starting at about 7
a.m.): 1.) The "Sardines in
Louisiana Hot Sauce" Award for Most Fit-to-Eat Fish Product. By this
award, we are encouraging excellence in fish product preparation. 2.) The Agreda/Lichtenstein
Goldfish Award for Most Memorable Performance. The reasons why someone
might win this award are as far-flung as your imagination will take you. 3.) The Steve Janulis Fish Paste
Award for Best Performance by a Newcomer. This award is designed to
encourage FPD participation by our newer employees - not limited to
first-year employees, necessarily, but aimed more at high-quality FPD
participation early in one's career. 4.) The Bass-o-Matic Award for
Most Disgusting, Most Unique, or Most Uniquely Disgusting Fish Product.
'Nuff said. 5.) The "Wild-Card"
Award. This award is designed to recognize FPD participation which is
deserving of recognition but which doesn’t quite fit into any of the other
award categories. NOTICE:
"Fish Products Day" and "FPD" might be registered
trademarks of The Supreme Executive Committee. FPD was held on In B-54D, CR7072 but also satellite FPDs were held in Click here for 2008 pictures!
See below for some of the fun from last year and be sure to visit
the links on the left for the best of a quarter century of FPD. Satellite FPD Held in Rob Schisla, long-time FPD
supporter and celebrator, woke up to his second FPD in a row in southern California this morning, sadly separated from
the beloved fish-product goodies that he knew would be awaiting those who
were lucky enough to be attending the main FPD celebration back in
Kingsport. But lo and behold, when he walked into the Fluor offices in From the Mailbag, December 2008: From
From From John Calvert: “May
you all have an enjoyable and stinky day. From Steve Janulis: “Just
a few thoughts on fare for FPD this year. I'm not saying I want to
venture into any truly "gross" waters this year, but I think we
need a bit of a return to some of the "tinned" tastings. At
least we should Chris Garrett: “Where can
I find the Fish Products Day webpage.
At the bottom of the sea?” FPD almost didn’t happen in 2007, as a number of founders
floundered with trips far away. However, Steve Miller is the “Man Who Saved FPD 2007” as he took
the bait. See all the 2007 Pictures.
Thanks to all who participated in FPD, Please check out my “FPD
web favorites (below).” See the 2006 Pictures! See the 2006 Powerpoint! From
Now that FPD is over, it's a sad time. O come now brain food, harvest of the
sea Read the rest of the poem here. FPD
has its own Q12 Questions! A
few views from 2006:
And
the famous
Here are the rest of the pictures. It’s
a great place to look for a Best Friend at Work! If you are wondering, “Why
Fish Products?,” you should check out FPD
History and the past pages from the links at the left. FPD –
It’s a Ball! Check out this fish story.
Below:
Looks like Chris Niederer is on his way to Fish Products Day 2006!!
Official FPD pens are still available! E-mail your request for a to t i m @ t i m n o l e n . c o m Please
send your jokes, best wishes, etc. from wherever you are.
Feel free
to create your own FPD memorabilia and share with the process engineering
community.
The Supreme Executive Committee Proudly
Announces Five
awards for Fish Products Day participants to "angle” for at the
Nineteenth Annual Fish Products Day celebration on Friday, December 8, 2006
(starting at 7 a.m.): All trophies will be awarded based on
admittedly subjective judging by the intentionally anonymous FPD Steering
Committee. Here are
a few pictures from FPD past! 2005:
2004:
2003:
And, there’s much, much more in the links
below! 2004 Traveling Trophy Award Winners 2003 FPD PowerPoint by Joe Bays! Ode to FPD Founder by John Calvert 2002 Joe Bays' 2001 FPD Powerpoint Presentation! Schad's 2001 Essay: FPD--Why We
Don't Do It The true story of APRIL FISH DAY Official Soundtrack and Song for FPD
2001! 1991 Roster for Process and Control
Systems Engineering It's Here! The 2000 FPD Powerpoint Presentation! Fish Products Day and the Origin of
Life by Ryan Schad Streaming Video of Steve Janulis Obtaining Salmon from a
Bear FPD Contest of the Week Submissions Ode to Fish Products (apologies to
Green Eggs and Ham) Twas the Night Before FPD (What a
classic - must read) See a sampling of the fine fare! Comments from Around the World! |
FPD Mailbag Send
your best wishes to I
will post them here! Please
send your jokes, pictures, and comments! 2011 Mailbag I
think we’re witnessing a glorious renaissance for fish eaters through the
Tri-Cities. --Steve
Miller And
throughout the world! --Tim
(Noel) Nolen We
need an in-plant seafood restaurant.
We could name it “The Fish Kill Bar and Grill.” --Jeff
Smith Ryan Schad—A few words for FPD 2010 Our NY resolution in 2011 is to add a few new
core members. Right now we have 5 die hards and about 5 sometimers. I want 40% more
die harders! :-) Dail Blalock’s Sentiments 2010 Oh the swamp. A fitting name and setting,
tis true. However, part of the panache of FPD was the way that it
effectively reduced productivity near CR 7072 by distracting people by at
least four of the five senses - sight, sound, taste, and most definitely
smell. If you are in the swamp, does it open the opportunities
to other water loving creatures like gator? A slippery slope…I would
not go there. Jeff Smith’s Reply 2010 Actually, Dail, we have had gator at FPD, at
least once. Well, okay, it was only a very small vacuum pack of
inexpensive “smoked gator bits”, I think it was called, which I found
somewhere, and so not very many people got to partake of it. But
really, anything goes at FPD. In fact, I’ve been sort of disappointed
that we haven’t yet, to my knowledge, had turtle (like turtle soup – couldn’t
somebody make us some stinkin’ turtle soup, for crying out loud?!), nor whale
blubber (but I think that’s illegal if you’re not an Eskimo or something?),
nor frog legs. But we have had octopus, baby eels, dried squid…. ___________________ Christmas Engineering Christmas Engineering is a tradition at my house.
One Christmas several years ago I put a wreath on the front of my
car. Wanting to add a touch of Christmas Engineering, I cut a
strand of lights down to a number of bulbs suitable for 12V DC and put lights
on my wreath that lit up while I was driving. One morning it snowed, and
I spun my car around in the ditch on the way to work, getting mud all over
the front of the car and my wreath. When I got to work, my Best Friend said
it looked like I crashed right through somebody's yard into the front door. -- Calvert Update To all, Garrett Request All
I want for Christmas is an FPD pen or more if you’ve got them to give…the one
I got last year is running out of ink.
Chris
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